Cartmanland

"Cartmanland" is the sixth episode of the fifth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 71st episode overall. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on July 25, 2001.

In the episode, Eric Cartman inherits a million dollars from his deceased grandmother and uses it to purchase his own amusement park, which he names Cartmanland. The resulting success causes Kyle Broflovski to have a hemorrhoid and lose his faith in God.

Plot[]

Eric Cartman's grandmother dies and leaves $1 million to him in her will. Rather than invest the money or donate it to charity, Cartman purchases North Park Funland, an amusement park owned by Frank Fun. As Frank signs the park over to Cartman, he admits it has been a financial failure. Cartman is not worried, as he plans to open the park exclusively for his own use so he can avoid standing in long lines. The deal is finalized, and he changes the name of the park to Cartmanland.

Meanwhile, Kyle Broflovski begins to question his faith in God upon learning of Cartman's fortune. The stress caused by this discovery also gives Kyle an inflamed hemorrhoid. He and Stan Marsh attempt to sneak into Cartmanland, defying Cartman's expulsion of any guests. Kyle's hemorrhoid bursts as he and Stan try to climb over the perimeter fence, and Cartman angrily sends them away. The hemorrhoid becomes infected, causing Kyle to fully lose his faith as his health begins to deteriorate. His parents attempt to cheer him up by telling him the Biblical story of Job, but they leave out the ending where Job receives even greater wealth and a happy family. So Kyle becomes horrified that God would allow a man to suffer so badly just to settle a dispute with Satan.

Cartman tries to hire a security guard for the park after what happened, but the man he chooses insists on receiving a salary instead of being paid in free rides. Having now spent his entire inheritance, Cartman has no choice but to let a few people into the park each day in order to pay the guard. Expenses for ride maintenance, refreshments, utilities, and added security begin to mount, forcing Cartman to sell more and more tickets to cover them. Business experts misinterpret Cartman's attempts to keep the park to himself as a marketing ploy. Kyle, now hospitalized, falls deeper into despair upon hearing these reports and flatlines.

Infuriated by the long lines of attendees that now fill the park, Cartman demands that Frank buy it back from him. Frank agrees, but as soon as he does so, Cartman receives a bill from the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) for $500,000 in taxes and penalties, stemming from his failure to pay taxes on the park's revenue. He loses another $500,000 to the McCormicks in a lawsuit over Kenny's death on a roller coaster, and is ordered by the court to pay the family's legal fees of $13,000. Now deep in debt, Cartman pleads for Frank to return the park to him, but Frank refuses. Stan persuades Kyle's doctor to bring him to the park, just in time to see Cartman be sprayed with Mace by the security guard he hired. Cartman's misery brings Kyle back from the verge of death, his hemorrhoid (which is now sentient) subsides, and he regains his faith while watching Cartman have an emotional breakdown.

Production[]

In the DVD commentary for the episode, Parker and Stone highlight it as another example (after "Scott Tenorman Must Die") of the show's change in style towards simpler ideas which consist only of an A-Plot, with no subplot, and "not try[ing] to do too many things at once." Parker mentions that they almost did not make the episode, as they did not believe that there was enough story and that it was too "basic and easy." Parker also said they were concerned that the idea of Cartman inheriting a million dollars and buying a theme park was cliché. However, as they were in the middle of the run and had no other stories ready for production, they decided to proceed with the idea. Parker said he realized while they were making the episode that "as long as you have the basic easy cliché thing as the overall thing, then you can get into the scenes and have a lot of fun with scenes and get original in there." Cartman figuring out how many visitors he needed to pay his staff was based on Sid Meyer's Civilization.^[1]

Both this episode and "Scott Tenorman Must Die" appear on The Cult of Cartman DVD.^[2]

The security guard whom Cartman hires, and who uses pepper spray, was previously the lead mall cop in the season four episode "Something You Can Do with Your Finger." He is also featured in the 2014 South Park video game The Stick of Truth as the first boss, guarding Token Black's mansion and using his pepper spray on the player character unless they wear a gas mask.

Home media[]

"Cartmanland," along with the thirteen other episodes from South Park: the Complete Fifth Season, was released on a three-disc DVD set on February 22, 2005. The sets include brief audio commentaries by Parker and Stone for each episode.^[3]

See also[]

• Theodicy

References[]

External links[]

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• "Cartmanland" Episode guide at South Park Studios
• "Cartmanland" Full episode at South Park Studios
• "Cartmanland" at IMDb