List of The State episodes

This is a list of The State episodes.

Pilot[]

Skits Appearing In MTV Pilot[]

Chair Wrestling - Robert Ben Garant wrestles a chair and loses. Re-used in episode 103.
Elevator I
Hormones
Ride - It's 5:00 PM on Friday and the entire cast runs out of a large building dressed in business attire and carrying brief cases. They hop a fence in order to enter a playground and systematically monopolize each piece of equipment while shouting “RIDE!” and scaring all the children. The skit ends with the entire cast falling off a cliff. Re-used in episode 106 with an alternate ending.
Cerialist Commercial
Elevator II
Sid & Nancy
Capt Monterey Jack
Simon Says
Fire! Link
Elevator IV

Skits shot for MTV Pilot but cut[]

Spoons
Beware of Sign
Steven Hawking Standup
Elevator III
Carter's Lineage
Hot Day (language)

Season 1[]

Episode 101[]

Boogeyman
Lenny Lipton Show
Hormones
Hops Plus
Free Your Mind (Clown/Pirate)
Chip's Party
Hypothetical Question
On-air Personality
Mudwrestler
Eating and Swimming
Forever

Episode 102[]

Fluffy Soft - parody of famous commercials for Snuggle fabric softener.
Gang Fight - West Side Story-esque gang fight between a street gang, the Amish, and nuns.
$7,000 Pyramid - game show featuring Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen
Old Fashioned Guy (One True God)
Cerialist Commercial - all actors speak in non-verbal "dee-duh-deh" language
Mouse Problem - pest control for a home infested with Slash of Guns N' Roses and Flea of Red Hot Chili Peppers
Doug & Dad
Captain Monterey Jack (Leaving the Lights On)
Old Fashioned Guy (Fire is Magic)
Bigfoot in Office
Louie (at party)

Episode 103[]

Boogeyman - little boy gets paid
Captain Monterey Jack (shoes)
Pies
Thanksgiving Dinner
MTV Sports
Chips Commercial
Antonio - new foreign exchange student causes heartbreak for his teacher.
Tape People
Free Your Mind (Tapeface)
Chair Wrestling
Mr. Magina - sexual education teacher surprised that his students don't see the irony between his name and the subject matter.
Gilbert Link - Mr. Magina runs into Gilbert Gottfried.
Crackers

Episode 104[]

Never broadcast (combined with Episode 105 to become episode 107)

Union Trained Technicians I [DVD only]
Mind Match (Game show to win orphans) [used in 107]
Grandma's Potato Chowder [used in 107]
Hot Pursuits [used in 107]
Union Trained Technicians II [DVD only]
Bownty [used in 204]
Department Store [DVD only]
Inbred Brothers [used in 205]
Carter's Lineage [put out on Skits & Stickers and on DVD]
Union Trained Technicians III [DVD only]
Missy Von Kimmelman [used in 107]
Crazy Grandma Night [DVD only]

Episode 105[]

Never broadcast (combined with Episode 104 to become 107)

God is Dead [used in 107]
James Dixon: Guidance Counselor [used in 107]
Shot in the Head [DVD only]
Lunch with The State [used in 107]
Free Your Mind (Smoker) [used in 107]
Cindy Crawford [used in 107]
Coach Gunner [DVD only]
Old Fashioned Guy (Sun and Moon) [used in 107]
On-air Personality (Youth Conference) [used in 107]
MTV Concert Promo [no release]
Super VIII [put out on Skits & Stickers and on DVD]
Old Fashioned Guy (Women Voters) [used in 107]
Louie II [used in 107]

Episode 106[]

Disclaimer
Cute
Ride
Doug & Principal
Don Law
Light Coma
Old Fashioned Guy (Giant)
Pants
Captn Monterey Jack (Cheese)
On the Table
$240 Worth of Pudding

Episode 107[]

This is the MTV-approved re-edit of episodes 104 and 105.

God is Dead
Mind Match (Game show to win orphans)
Grandma's Potato Chowder
Hot Pursuits
Free Your Mind (Smoker)
James Dixon: Guidance Counselor
Cindy Crawford
Old Fashioned Guy (Sun and Moon)
On-air Personality (Youth Conference)
Lunch with The State
Missy Von Kimmelman
Old Fashioned Guy (Women Voters)
Louie II

Episode 108[]

A compilation of previously aired skits

Fluffy Soft
Hormones
James Dixon: Guidance Counselor
Chip's Party
MTV Sports
Doug & Dad
Pants
Lenny Lipton Show
$240 Worth of Pudding
Amish Gang Fight

Skits Shot For Season 1 That Never Aired[]

besides the skits from 104 and 105

Dinner at Marky Mark's
Grunge Rock
Deputy Cow Benny
Thompkins

Season 2[]

Episode 201[]

Ballet I
James Dixon: Power Priest
Choking
Sleep with The State
Piggy Shoes
Nazi War Criminals
Ballet II
Barry Lutz Show (Monkey Torture)
Mime Crash
Ballet III
Service with a Smile (Carl!!!)

Episode 202[]

I'm Watching
Pre-school Narc
Get a Job
Jurassic Park
Norwegian Cruise
Battleship I
Copy Shop
Battleship II
Superfriends
Eating Muppets
Hi Brow / Low Brow

Episode 203[]

Microchip
Bookworm
Down the Pants
Relationship Line
People Really Live This Way
Elevator
State Intro
Phone Line: Carrie
Lois & Clark
Barry & Levon
Phone Line: Plant

Episode 204[]

First Election
Doug III
Dad's Affair
Bownty
Commercial Whaling
Bologna Foot
O'Keefe/Stieglitz
Busted
And
PMS

Episode 205[]

Oh Betty
Otto Bimini
Job Interview
Can I Go Play
Can I Go Play II
TV Watching
Talk You
Can I Go Play III
Inbred Brothers
Headlines

Episode 206[]

World Records I
Hepcat
Babysitter
Pimple
Teacher's Lounge
World Records II
Dinner: The Kids
Wildtown
Fetishest
Unplugged

Episode 207[]

A compilation of previously aired sketches

Skits Shot For Season 2 That Never Aired[]

Krispy Pops
Muskrats
On Location
Cows
Previously On The State
Fashion Magazine
Tea & Sympathy
Swamp Thing

Season 3[]

Episode 301[]

Beardan High
Boy in a Barn
The Jew, The Italian and The Red Head Gay
Blueberry Johnson
Let's Move Out
For Chelsea
Just the 160,000 of Us
In The Bathroom
Monkeys Do It

Episode 302[]

Tanner's Guide to Jane
Prom Photos
Sea Monkeys
Hits from the 70's
Kabuki Doug
Toothbrush
Lincoln Logs
Staring Contest
The Pope-ah's Visit

Episode 303[]

Not a Talk Show
Where's the Mousey?
Tammy Wilkins: Notebook Artist
The Restaurant Sketch
Deathfight 5000
Fan Names
The Bearded Men of Space Station 11
Origami
Louie & The Last Supper

Episode 304[]

David Wain Open
Freaks
Kill Tim
The Andersons
Festis, the Birthday Hobo
The Animal Song
Booger, Booger & Fartybutt
The Funeral
Asides
Panama

Episode 305[]

Precinct Open
Dan, the Very Popular Openly Gay High School Student
Kerri's Day
Dreamboy
Precinct Link
Polar Bears
Betty's No Good Clothes Shop and Pancake House
Ray Gun
Doug IV
Froggy Jamboree

Episode 306[]

Shower
Planet Groovy
Roughing It
Barney McMacken
Old Lighthouse Jeffers
The Personal State
Drugs
Rug Brothers
Porcupine Racetrack

Skits Shot For Season 3 That Never Aired[]

Brendan
Disco Lady
Drag Dad (a clip was used to introduce "Beach" in Episode 310)
Porno Sex Lover
Real Estate Broker
State Estate
Crazy Geese
Golf Balls
One Minute with Bluie Dunard

Season 4[]

Episode 401[]

Narcolepsy Today
Race
Howard Report
H's & M's
Slinky's
Hot Dogs
Tenement
Cleaners
Hallmark
Monkey's Do It II

Episode 402[]

Hokey Pokey
U.S. Men's Bikini Thong Rollerblading Team
Buddy's Home From Finals
Normal Pervert
Taco Man
The Jew, The Italian & The Redhead Gay II, pt. 1
Senator Cavanaugh
The Jew, The Italian & The Redhead Gay II, pt. 2
Sports Beat
Alcoholism
Ken's Dead Montage

Episode 403[]

Ghost Story
Sal & Frankie
SAT's, pt. 1
Dysfunctional Family
Prince's Reception
Cutlery Barn (Fried Bumblebees)
Tuxedo
Li'l Brown Dog Food
Die For Love
SAT's, pt. 2
Laupin Variety Programme

Episode 404[]

Hitchiker
Terrorist Situation
Leonard Harris Show
Permanent School Record
Free Market Economy
Beach
Fragments
Billy's Play
Coffee Family
Cannonball Run

Episode 405[]

Great Moments
Prison Break
Sideways House Family
Super Robby
Mr. Flemming's Arrival
Prom
Inbred Bros. -Army
Borscht Boy
Walton's Theme

Episode 406[]

Blinking Contest
Dentist
Sci-Fi Laboratory
High Plains Magic Fairy
Jerry's Audition
Bacon
Kiss My Grits
Last Will & Testament
One Camper

Episode 407[]

L.A. Open
Dixon: Jedi Talent Agent
Tough Choices
Gas Station
Gunter Brothers (Who's On First)
Desert Extras
Real Estate Broker
Adventures Of Young God and Wonderboy
Farewell
Hi-lite Reel

References[]

The State Episode Guide (by David Wain) [1]