You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)

"You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)"

Single by Rod Stewart and the Faces

from the album Snakes and Ladders / The Best of Faces

B-side

"As Long as You Tell Him"

Released

15 November 1974 ^[1]

Recorded

Musicland Studios, Munich and Olympic Studios, London

Genre

Rock, disco

Length

4:29

Label

Warner Bros. Records

Songwriter(s)

Kenney Jones, Ian McLagan, Rod Stewart, Ron Wood, Tetsu Yamauchi

Rod Stewart and the Faces singles chronology

"Pool Hall Richard"
(1973)

"You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)"
(1974)

"You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything (Even Take the Dog for a Walk, Mend a Fuse, Fold Away the Ironing Board, or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)" was the last official single by British rock group Faces. It later appeared on their 1976 greatest hits album Snakes and Ladders / The Best of Faces.

Released under the group title, Rod Stewart and the Faces, the single reached number 12 over Christmas 1974 in the UK Singles Chart.^[2] The song still holds the record for the longest song-title ever to hit the UK chart.^[3]^[4]

As hinted by the title, the song follows a man happy to be with his honey: "And I end up crying, but listen/I can be a millionaire/Honey when you're standing there/You're so exciting/You can make me dance."

Charts[]

Chart (1974)	Peak position
UK (Official Charts)	12
Australian (Kent Music Report)	100^[5]

References[]

^ [1]^{[dead link]}
^ "FACES – full Official Chart History". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 1 November 2016.
^ "Record-Breakers and Trivia". Everyhit.com. Retrieved 1 June 2021.
^ "BBC Polish | Extreme English". Bbc.co.uk. Retrieved 1 June 2021.
^ Kent, David (1993). Australian Chart Book 1970–1992 (illustrated ed.). St Ives, N.S.W.: Australian Chart Book. p. 107. ISBN 0-646-11917-6.

show v t Faces
Kenney Jones Ronnie Lane Ian McLagan Rod Stewart Ronnie Wood Tetsu Yamauchi Jesse Ed Davis Mick Hucknall Glen Matlock
Studio albums	First Step Long Player A Nod Is As Good As a Wink... to a Blind Horse Ooh La La
Live albums	Coast to Coast: Overture and Beginners
Compilations	Snakes and Ladders / The Best of Faces Good Boys... When They're Asleep Five Guys Walk into a Bar...
Songs	"Wicked Messenger" "Maybe I'm Amazed" "Stay with Me" "Cindy Incidentally" "Pool Hall Richard" "Ooh La La" "You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything"
Related articles	Discography List of songs recorded by Faces Small Faces

show v t Rod Stewart songs
Discography
1970s	"It's All Over Now" (1970) "Reason to Believe"/"Maggie May" (1971) "Every Picture Tells a Story"/"Reason to Believe" (1971) Spain only "(I Know) I'm Losing You"/"Mandolin Wind" (1971) "Handbags and Gladrags" (1972) "You Wear It Well" (1972) "Angel" (1972) "What's Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)" (1972) "Twistin' the Night Away" (1973, 1987) "Oh! No Not My Baby" (1973) "Farewell" / "You Send Me" (1973) "Mine for Me" (1974) "You Can Make Me Dance, Sing or Anything" (1974) Stewart/Faces "Sailing" (1975) "This Old Heart of Mine" (1975) "Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (1976) "The Killing of Georgie" (1976) "Get Back" (1976) "The First Cut Is the Deepest" (1977) "I Don't Want to Talk About It" (1977, 1990) "You're in My Heart (The Final Acclaim)" (1978) "Hot Legs" (1978) "I Was Only Joking" (1978) "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (1978, 1997) "Ain't Love a Bitch" (1979) "Blondes (Have More Fun)" (1979)
1980s	"(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want to Be Right" (1980) "Passion" (1980) "Tonight I'm Yours (Don't Hurt Me)" (1981) "Young Turks" (1982) "How Long" (1982) "Baby Jane" (1983) "That's What Friends Are For" (1983) "Infatuation" (1984) "Some Guys Have All the Luck" (1984) "All Right Now" (1984) "People Get Ready" (1985, 1991, 1993) Stewart/Beck "Love Touch" (1986) "In My Life" (1987) "Lost in You" (1988) "Forever Young" (1988) "My Heart Can't Tell You No" (1988) "This Old Heart of Mine (Is Weak for You)" (1989)Stewart/Isley "Downtown Train" (1989)
1990s	"It Takes Two" (1990) Stewart/Turner "Rhythm of My Heart" (1991) "The Motown Song" (1991) "Your Song" (1992) "Ruby Tuesday" (1993) "Have I Told You Lately" (1993) "Reason to Believe" (unplugged, 1993) "All for Love" (1993) Stewart/Adams/Sting "Leave Virginia Alone" (1995) "Lady Luck" (1996) "Ooh La La" (1998) "Rocks" (1998) "Cigarettes and Alcohol" (1998) "Faith of the Heart" (1999)
2000s	"These Foolish Things" (2002) "They Can't Take That Away from Me" (2003) "Time After Time" (2003) "What a Wonderful World" (2004) "Blue Moon" (2004) "Baby, It's Cold Outside" (2005) "I've Got a Crush on You" (2005) "I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm" (2006) "Have You Ever Seen the Rain?" (2006)
2010s	"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" (2012) "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" (2012) "Everyday" (2015)

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