No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
Studio album by Half Man Half Biscuit
Released	18 May 2018
Genre	Post punk
Length	38:57
Label	Probe Plus
Half Man Half Biscuit chronology

No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut is the fourteenth album by Wirral-based rock band Half Man Half Biscuit, released on 18 May 2018 on Probe Plus Records.^[1]^[2] It is the highest-charting album in the band's history, reaching UK #33.

The track "Every Time A Bell Rings" begins with the line "Ground control to Monty Don", mixing the opening words of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" with the Gardener's World presenter.^[3]

Track listing[]

No.	Title	Length
1.	"Alehouse Futsal"	1:48
2.	"Man of Constant Sorrow (With a Garage in Constant Use)"	2:07
3.	"Knobheads on Quiz Shows"	4:04
4.	"Bladderwrack Allowance"	3:55
5.	"Renfield's Afoot"	1:18
6.	"Terminus"	3:46
7.	"The Announcement"	2:41
8.	"What Made Colombia Famous"	3:07
9.	"Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert"	3:33
10.	"Every Time a Bell Rings"	5:06
11.	"Emergency Locksmith"	3:05
12.	"Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard Severe"	2:41
13.	"Swerving the Checkatrade"	1:46

Charts[]

Chart (2018)	Peak position
Scottish Albums (OCC)^[4]	16
UK Albums (OCC)^[5]	33

References[]

^ "No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut". Probe Plus. Retrieved 15 May 2018.
^ John Doran (2 March 2018). "New Half Man Half Biscuit LP Due In May". The Quietus. Retrieved 15 May 2018.
^ Middles, Mick (1 June 2018). "Half Man Half Biscuit - No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut". The Quietus. Retrieved 9 April 2018.
^ "Official Scottish Albums Chart Top 100". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 26 May 2018.
^ "Official Albums Chart Top 100". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 26 May 2018.

External links[]

"No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut". The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project. Retrieved 15 May 2018.

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[1] "No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut". Probe Plus. Retrieved 15 May 2018.

[2] John Doran (2 March 2018). "New Half Man Half Biscuit LP Due In May". The Quietus. Retrieved 15 May 2018.

[3] Middles, Mick (1 June 2018). "Half Man Half Biscuit - No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut". The Quietus. Retrieved 9 April 2018.

[ac_Scotland_-4] "Official Scottish Albums Chart Top 100". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 26 May 2018.

[ac_UK2_-5] "Official Albums Chart Top 100". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 26 May 2018.

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