The Jack Benny Program (season 9)

Special guest: Gary Cooper.
Jack drops in on Gary Cooper at a rehearsal for a Western film, hoping to audition for the part of Gary's twin brother; he shows up in a ridiculous cowboy outfit with six-inch elevator shoes. Jack changes his mind when he learns that his character gets beaten up in a barroom brawl. In the epilogue, Jack introduces Gary's wife and daughter in the studio audience.

Special guest: Phil Harris.

Special guests: Marvin Miller and Jan & Arnie.
Marvin Miller, as his character Michael Anthony from The Millionaire, goes to Dennis Day's house and gives him a check for one million dollars.
After the monologue, Jack introduces Dennis, but rock 'n' roll duo Jan & Arnie come out and sing instead. Jack goes to Dennis' house and finds Dennis in a polo outfit, his mother expensively dressed, and Rochester working as his butler. Michael Anthony returns and takes back the check after discovering that "Dennis Day" is just a stage name.

Special guests: Bob Hope, David Niven, Dolores Hope, and Jeanne Martin.
Jack hires a painter (Mel Blanc) who likes to paint to music; when Jack learns that the painter charges 50¢ and hour, he puts on the fast side of an album.

Special guest: George Burns.
Jack is driving to New Orleans for a benefit concert, and George Burns wants to ride along and perform; George demonstrates his singing ability while Jack and Rochester pack. Benny's newspaper ad asking for riders gets a response from a pair of robbers who want to be picked up in front of a bank, and a bickering couple who fight over the front seat. Frank Nelson is the rude mechanic who brings Jack's car back from the garage. The Benny home erupts into chaos when another twenty people show up wanting to ride; all the while, Burns is still singing.

Special guest: Oscar Levant.

Special guests: Gisele MacKenzie and Red Skelton.
In his monologue, Jack talks about what Christmas gifts to give members of his cast. He and Gisele discuss her recent trip to Europe and she sings the Italian song "Non Dimenticar."

Special guest: Chuck Callahan.

Special guest: Barbara Stanwyck.
Jack is sweeping the set; he explains that anything he saves he can keep. He has Mary running the spotlight and Bob Crosby building sets. During his monologue on his movie career, a girl cartwheels across the stage; Jack says he promised the girl's father he'd get her TV work. She turns up again during the later sketch. Bob Crosby sings "I Don't Care If the Sun Don't Shine."
The main sketch, a parody of the movie Gaslight, is a remake of the one in episode Nº 7, "Gaslight"; Stanwyck plays the wife who's being driven insane by Jack.

Special guest: Ernie Kovacs.
In his monologue, Jack makes jokes about finally being able to show the Gaslight sketch on his show. Ernie shows Jack his mustache collection, and has Jack tries some of them on; they all look ridiculous. Don delivers the middle commercial as a "beatnik" musical number, with members of Los Angeles' "Billy Barnes' Revue": Bert Convy, Len Weinrib, Patti Regan, and Ann Morgan Guilbert.

Special guest: Danny Thomas.

Dennis takes over the show while Jack tries to get back to the studio; Jack is held up at the airport because he flew back on cut-rate "IOU Airlines." Dennis talks about the fringe benefits of working for Jack, sings "Let There Be Love", and joins Don for a dance routine.

Special guests: Vincent Price, Pamela Mason, and June Levant.
Rochester washes pieces of Jack's Maxwell car in the house; it fell apart when he turned the hose on it. Jack thinks he'll look smart if he appears on a panel discussion program, but matching wits with panelists Vincent, Pamela, and June (wife of Oscar Levant) proves to be harder than he'd expected. When the topic turns to finances, however, they can't shut Jack up.

Special guests: Edgar Bergen and Frances Bergen.

Special guests: Ed Sullivan and Genevieve.
Jack discusses being back in New York in his monologue. Genevieve sings a French song about Paris.