Meet the Feebles
Meet the Feebles | |
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Directed by | Peter Jackson |
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Produced by | Jim Booth |
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Cinematography | Murray Milne |
Edited by | Jamie Selkirk |
Music by | Peter Dasent |
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Running time | 97 minutes[1] |
Country | New Zealand |
Language | English |
Budget | $750,000[2] |
Box office | $80,000 (New Zealand)[3] |
Meet the Feebles (also known as Frogs of War in New Zealand as the film's English fake working title) is a 1989 New Zealand puppet animated musical black comedy-drama film directed by Peter Jackson, and written by Jackson, Fran Walsh, Stephen Sinclair and Danny Mulheron. It features Jim Henson-esque puppets in a perverse comic satire.[4][5] Like Henson's Muppets, the Feebles are animal-figured puppets (plus some suited performers) who are members of a stage troupe. However, whereas the Muppets characterize positivity, naïve folly and innocence, the Feebles largely present negativity, vice and other misanthropic characteristics. It is the first Jackson film that was co-written by his future partner Fran Walsh, who has gone on to act as co-writer for all his subsequent films.
Plot[]
The eponymous Feeble Variety Hour theatre troupe is rehearsing the title song with hopes of finding success through being picked up for a syndicated television show. Heidi (a hippopotamus), the star of the show, is insulted by pornographic director Trevor (a rat) and complains to her boss and lover, Bletch (a walrus), who is actually in an adulterous relationship with Samantha (a cat). Meanwhile, Robert (a hedgehog), the newest member of the team, arrives at the theatre and immediately falls in love with another newcomer, Lucille (a poodle). Samantha confronts Heidi, insults her, and reveals her relationship with Bletch. Robert confesses his love to Lucille, and the two become engaged. Sid (an elephant) receives a visit from his ex-girlfriend Sandy (a chicken) with his alleged son Seymour (an improbable-looking elephant/chicken hybrid). Sandy informs him she will be preparing a paternity case against him.
At the toilet, the second most important star of the show, Harry (a rabbit), is suffering from a mystery disease, given only twelve hours to live. Meanwhile, drug-addicted knife thrower Wynyard (a frog) tells Robert his story of Vietnam, and convinces Robert to give him $50 to buy drugs from Trevor. After seeing Trevor's latest porno film, Bletch decides they need a new porn star, and Trevor chooses Lucille; he drugs her and tries to rape her as an audition but is caught by Robert. When he walks in on the scene Robert thinks that Lucille was drinking and throwing herself at Trevor, and tells her he never wants to see her again.
After a good beginning – the Feebles sign with a TV chain to appear in a prime-time television show – things begin to go awry during the performance. Wynyard accidentally kills himself during his act, and the show’s organizer, Sebastian (a fox), puts on a number about the act of sodomy, disgusting the audience. Bletch confesses to Heidi that he actually hates her and wants to give the main role to Samantha. After trying unsuccessfully to commit suicide, Heidi goes on a shooting spree with an M60 machine gun and kills many of the cast, including Samantha, Harry (who was told by his doctor that he was indeed going to recover), and Sandy. Bletch attempts to talk Heidi into surrendering, but Heidi opens fire on him and he drops from the balcony. Lying injured on the stage, Bletch convinces Heidi to stop her rampage by proclaiming he still loves her, only for Trevor to shoot her in the shoulder from behind with a shotgun. Bletch, having tricked Heidi into letting her guard down, orders Trevor to kill her, only for Robert to intervene by swinging on a rope from the rafters and colliding with Trevor, incapacitating Trevor briefly enough for Heidi to reclaim the machine gun and shoot him dead. Bletch lunges at Heidi in a last ditch effort, but is killed too. From backstage, Arthur (a worm), the show's manager, tells Heidi that he regrettably had to tip off the police about Heidi's shooting rampage. Heidi makes one last request before her impending incarceration - to play her musical number, "The Garden of Love", to which Arthur complies.
The epilogue reveals the fates of only seven survivors: Sid gets extensive repair on his kneecaps after being accidentally shot by Heidi in her rampage and works in an orchard as a struggling horticulturist with Seymour. Arthur received an OBE for his lifelong service at the theater and retires to the country. Sebastian recovers from his injuries and became a successful writer who achieved worldwide fame for his best seller The Feeble Variety Massacre: One Man's Act of Heroism! and is currently negotiating film rights. Robert (now an award-winning fashion photographer for a women's magazine) and Lucille are married with two children. Finally, Heidi, whose killing spree resulted in her imprisonment in a women's penitentiary for ten years, has been rehabilitated under the community and now works under a new identity on the check-out counter of a large supermarket.
Cast[]
- Mark Hadlow as:
- Robert the Hedgehog
- Heidi the Hippo (voice)
- Barry the Bulldog
- Chorus Girl #3
- Peter Vere-Jones as:
- Bletch the Walrus
- Arthur the Worm
- The Baker
- Newspaper Mouse (Paperboy)
- The Announcer
- Donna Akersten as:
- Lucille the Poodle
- Samantha the Cat
- Dorothy the Sheep
- Female Rabbit #1
- Chorus Girl #2
- Fitness Tape Voice
- Stuart Devenie as:
- Sebastian the Fox
- Dr. Quack the Duck (doing a Paul Lynde impression)
- Daisy the Cow (Madame Bovine)
- Sandy the Chicken
- Cedric the Warthog
- Seymour the Elechicken (mixed elephant and chicken)
- Female Rabbit #2
- Chorus Girl #1
- Brian Sergent as:
- Wynyard the Frog (doing a Jim Ignatowski impression)
- Trevor the Rat (doing a Peter Lorre impression)
- F. W. Fly
- Jim the Frog
- Chuck the Frog
- The Spider
- Vietnamese Gophers
- Ross Jolly as:
- Harry the Rabbit
- Dennis the Aardvark
- Abi the Contortionist
- Mr. Big the Whale
- Pekingese
- Vietnamese Gophers
- Mark Wright as:
- Sid the Elephant
- The Masked Masochist
- Louie the Dog
- Guppy the Fish
- Poodle
- Bartender
- Crab
- Chorus Girl #4
- Fane Flaws as Musician Frog
- Danny Mulheron as Heidi the Hippo (body)
Puppeteers[]
- Jonathon Acorn - supervising puppeteer
- Ramon Aguilar - supervising puppeteer
- Eleanor Aitken
- Terri Anderton
- Sean Ashton-Peach
- Carl Buckley
- Sarah Glensor
- Danny Mulheron
- George Port
- Ian Williamson
- Justine Wright
Production[]
The film was originally conceived as part of a television series, and only belatedly became a feature after Japanese investors proposed expanding it; as such, the script was hastily re-written. The dialogue was recorded before shooting began. Made on an extremely low budget considering the time-consuming process of working with puppets, the film went over budget and schedule. Some scenes, including the Vietnam flashback, were funded by members of the film crew, and filmed secretly under the title Frogs of War. The Vietnam flashback includes a game of Russian roulette as a parody of The Deer Hunter. An initial application for Film Commission money was rejected by executive director Jim Booth, who a short time later became Jackson's producer. The Commission eventually granted the production two-thirds of its $750,000 budget, though relationships between the funders and the production soured and the Film Commission removed its credit from the film.[3] It is often mistakenly stated that there are no human characters in the film; the character Abi is a human. However, there are no real-life human characters in the film. Director Jackson has a cameo as an audience member dressed as an alien from Bad Taste. Every vehicle seen in the film is a variation on the Morris Minor, including a specially constructed limousine. Morris Minors also appear in Jackson's Bad Taste and Braindead. By presumed coincidence, one of the characters, Harry the Hare, shares a name with the title character of James B. Hemesath's short story "Harry the Hare" (himself a Bugs Bunny pastiche), written for Harlan Ellison's anthology Again, Dangerous Visions in 1972.
Soundtrack[]
Meet the Feebles (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) | |
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Soundtrack album | |
Released | 1991 |
Genre | Electronic Classical Stage & Screen |
Label | Q.D.K. Media |
The film's music was composed by Peter Dasent. The soundtrack was released in 1991 by Q.D.K. Media.
- Track listing
No. | Title | Length |
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1. | "Meet the Feebles" | 2:23 |
2. | "One Leg Missing" | 1:56 |
3. | "Guppy Audition" | 1:07 |
4. | "Heidi's Aerobics Tape" | 2:57 |
5. | "Robert's Serenade" | 1:41 |
6. | "Hot Potato" | 1:51 |
7. | "The Best Goddamn Producer" | 1:19 |
8. | "Dirty Movies" | 1:28 |
9. | "Golfing" | 2:14 |
10. | "Fly Gets a Scoop" | 1:19 |
11. | "Wynyard Gets a Fix" | 1:13 |
12. | "Vietnam" | 5:50 |
13. | "Garden of Love" | 3:18 |
14. | "The Dirty Rat" | 1:57 |
15. | "Cake Shop" | 1:02 |
16. | "Hippy Shit!" | 1:44 |
17. | "Sebastion's Rave" | 1:32 |
18. | "Barry's Aria" | 0:49 |
19. | "The Wharf" | 4:06 |
20. | "The Partial Journalist" | 1:27 |
21. | "Kiss Me Bletch!" | 1:45 |
22. | "Sodomy" | 2:12 |
23. | "Massacre Suite" | 2:14 |
24. | "Garden of Love" (Reprise) | 3:09 |
Total length: | 46:33 |
Release[]
The film was marketed in some countries with the tagline: "From the director of Bad Taste, comes a movie with no taste at all!"[7]
Meet the Feebles was given its public premiere at a fantasy film festival in Hamburg, in April 1990.
From then on, the film was released theatrically in Japan (7 December 1990); Portugal (February 1991); Australia (March 1991); Sweden (April 1991); Germany (May 1991); France (July 1991); United Kingdom (April 1992); and the United States (February 1995 in New York and September 1995 nationwide).
The film was banned in Ireland.[8]
Reception[]
On Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 71% based on reviews from 24 critics, with an average rating of 6.5/10. The site's consensus reads "Dark and vulgar, Meet the Feebles is a backstage comedy featuring puppets that offers proof of Peter Jackson's taste for sheer outrageousness, even if it often lapses into pure juvenilia."[9]
During a limited theatrical release in North America in 2002, critic James Berardinelli touched on aspects of the film which likely helped ensure it limited release in cinemas. "The stories of these ... characters are told in a disgustingly graphic, obscenely offbeat, and caustically funny manner. Meet the Feebles is for those with a strong stomach and a seriously warped sense of humor. The film is so off the beaten track that it makes Monty Python seem mainstream."[10] Janet Maslin of the New York Times gave it 2 out of 5 and wrote that it was "Destined to stand as an unfortunate footnote to Mr. Jackson's career."[11]
Legacy[]
Despite being a commercial failure on release (grossing only NZ$80,000),[3] the film went on to win critical praise and a cult following plus won over new viewers following Jackson's success with The Lord of the Rings trilogy. During his acceptance speech at the 2004 Academy Awards, Jackson mentioned Meet the Feebles (along with Bad Taste), joking that it had been "wisely overlooked by the Academy."[12][13]
See also[]
- New Zealand humour
- Adult puppeteering
- Avenue Q, an adult-themed musical play featuring human and puppet actors.
- The Happytime Murders
- The Deer Hunter
- The Exorcist
- Midnight movie
References[]
- ^ "MEET THE FEEBLES (18)". British Board of Film Classification. 7 October 1991. Retrieved 11 November 2012.
- ^ Brzeski, Patrick (10 December 2018). "Peter Jackson Returns to His "Naughty Years" With Restoration of Gory Early Films". The Hollywood Reporter. Retrieved 1 February 2019.
- ^ Jump up to: a b c "Meet the Feebles – Background". NZ On Screen. 31 August 2008. Retrieved 6 December 2012.
- ^ MEET THE FEEBLES (Peter Jackson, 1989) on Vimeo
- ^ The 50 Greatest Midnight Movies of All Time - Flavorwire
- ^ SoundtrackCollector.com
- ^ Trailer on Video Detective's YouTube channel
- ^ McNeice, Stephen (12 June 2013). "Ireland's first 'banned book' to be republished". Newstalk. Retrieved 3 January 2019.
- ^ "Meet the Feebles". Rotten Tomatoes. Fandango Media. Retrieved 22 June 2020.
- ^ James Berardinelli. "James Berardinelli review at Reelviews". Reelviews.net. Retrieved 6 December 2012.
- ^ Maslin, Janet (22 February 1995). "FILM REVIEW; Playful Puppetry, for Adults Only (Published 1995)". The New York Times. Archived from the original on 6 March 2014.
- ^ "2003 (76th) Academy Awards". Academy Awards Acceptance Speech Database. Retrieved 27 June 2016.
- ^ "The Lord of the Rings" winning the Best Picture Oscar®-Oscars on YouTube
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